Went to the local watering hole last night.

Little guy ordered a Shirley Temple because "they look prettier than a Roy Roger". I ordered a Chardonnay, but in my head I was thinking Shiraz. 

This has happened to me once before. I was out for Chinese food with my mom and I ordered a miso soup when what I wanted was hot and sour.

I guess I need to get more focused when ordering out.