I work at an independent movie theater. We show small budget films that are either foreign or especially artful. I enjoy working there for the most part. Sometimes, at night, however, I am a little anxious to get home to my family. I try not to get too impatient with the lingering movie patrons, but there are times when I just want to yell out at that lone couple sitting in the back of the theater, "IT WAS FILMED IN TURKEY-ALRIGHT-ALREADY!"